She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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