Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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