He asked me if I "almost moaned"
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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