sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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