either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
You're like the curious george of whores
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
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