he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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