I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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