i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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