Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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