There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
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