It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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