We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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