you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
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