I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I need water and some morals
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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