I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Watching her eat just hurts me
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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