Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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