she looked like the before picture.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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