My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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