She said her name was "party"
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Randomize
