I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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