Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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