I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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