Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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