Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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