I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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