Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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