she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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