Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
dude. I can hear the air.
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