did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
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