what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I take back everything I said about communal showers
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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