she was so not down for the gang bang
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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