Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
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