i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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