Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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