Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
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