Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
the liver wants what the liver wants
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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