who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
He passed out mid-signature
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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