Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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