I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
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