Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Will exercising make me less horny?
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