; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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