drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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