i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
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