Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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