So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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