Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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