the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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