So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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