Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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