Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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